Farewell to R.S.F.C

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I am honored to take this moment to shit on the newsgroup once and for all
and have the last word after all these years.

I hated everyone here and I hope all of you are miserable and have
disgusting and pitiful lives from here on out.

Roll Tide, motherfuckers!

[Con Reeder, unhyphenated American]

Post by CtrlAltDel
I am honored to take this moment to shit on the newsgroup once and for all
and have the last word after all these years.
I hated everyone here and I hope all of you are miserable and have
disgusting and pitiful lives from here on out.
Roll Tide, motherfuckers!

It shall not stand -- Altie shall not be the last post in RSFC.

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On Tue, 1 Apr 2025 22:16:17 -0000 (UTC), Con Reeder, unhyphenated American

Post by Con Reeder, unhyphenated American
It shall not stand -- Altie shall not be the last post in RSFC.

I didn't think anyone was still here, Con. I'll have to get a glass of
milk from my refrigerator and wait everyone out for even longer.

Winning the Stuck Button Award in 2007 was nothing at all for me. I can
wait another 30 years, easy.

The Stuck Button Award (lowest signal-to-noise ratio) First Second
Third Total Points
Ctrl-Alt-Del 26 20 12 202
mianderson 25 11 9 167
Anthony Summers 7 12 5 76
Tonawanda Kardex 7 7 7 63
Rich Hammett 5 6 10 53
Jefferson Glapski 4 5 9 44
Trent Woodruff 2 5 5 30
John Rogers 1 5 5 25
Pauli G 1 3 4 18
Jay Furr 1 1 6 14

I've got all kinds of talents. Also, in 2007, I won the Megaphone of Doom
Award, which doesn't prepare me to wait you out but, it was still nice to
win.

The Megaphone of DOOM (fan whose behavior is most likely to make you root
AGAINST their team) First Second Third Total Points
Ctrl-Alt-Del 23 23 8 192
mianderson 30 11 5 188
Stephen Jaros 4 10 13 63
Tonawanda Kardex 7 3 9 53
Hoover 2 10 5 45
Jefferson Glapski 2 9 9 46
Hugh Sullivan 4 2 9 35
James Schrumpf 4 2 2 28
Ralph Kennedy 0 3 3 12
Rich Hammett 1 0 5 10
Trent Woodruff 1 1 1 9
John Rogers

Add the below qualifications to my illustrious achievements and you can
see very easily that I have the needed skills to end this battle with the
last word!

The Heiskell Trophy (worst poster of 2007) Votes


Ctrl-Alt-Del 37


mianderson 28


Hoover 11


Trent Woodruff 2


Jay Furr 1



The Pets.com Sock of Shame (worst sockpuppet, or poster who most acts like
one) Votes


Ctrl-Alt-Del 31


mianderson 16


Snorky/The Grand Beckoning 14


Anthony Summers 10


Hoover 7


Jay Furr (Melvin Purvis) 3

[Con Reeder, unhyphenated American]

Post by CtrlAltDel
On Tue, 1 Apr 2025 22:16:17 -0000 (UTC), Con Reeder, unhyphenated American

Post by Con Reeder, unhyphenated American
It shall not stand -- Altie shall not be the last post in RSFC.

I didn't think anyone was still here, Con. I'll have to get a glass of
milk from my refrigerator and wait everyone out for even longer.
Winning the Stuck Button Award in 2007 was nothing at all for me. I can
wait another 30 years, easy.

We'll have to have a simple battle of longevity. But you'll have a time of
it proving I am not an AI bot.

Post by CtrlAltDel
The Stuck Button Award (lowest signal-to-noise ratio) First Second
Third Total Points
Ctrl-Alt-Del 26 20 12 202
mianderson 25 11 9 167
Anthony Summers 7 12 5 76
Tonawanda Kardex 7 7 7 63
Rich Hammett 5 6 10 53
Jefferson Glapski 4 5 9 44
Trent Woodruff 2 5 5 30
John Rogers 1 5 5 25
Pauli G 1 3 4 18
Jay Furr 1 1 6 14
I've got all kinds of talents. Also, in 2007, I won the Megaphone of Doom
Award, which doesn't prepare me to wait you out but, it was still nice to
win.
The Megaphone of DOOM (fan whose behavior is most likely to make you root
AGAINST their team) First Second Third Total Points
Ctrl-Alt-Del 23 23 8 192
mianderson 30 11 5 188
Stephen Jaros 4 10 13 63
Tonawanda Kardex 7 3 9 53
Hoover 2 10 5 45
Jefferson Glapski 2 9 9 46
Hugh Sullivan 4 2 9 35
James Schrumpf 4 2 2 28
Ralph Kennedy 0 3 3 12
Rich Hammett 1 0 5 10
Trent Woodruff 1 1 1 9
John Rogers
Add the below qualifications to my illustrious achievements and you can
see very easily that I have the needed skills to end this battle with the
last word!
The Heiskell Trophy (worst poster of 2007) Votes
Ctrl-Alt-Del 37
mianderson 28
Hoover 11
Trent Woodruff 2
Jay Furr 1
The Pets.com Sock of Shame (worst sockpuppet, or poster who most acts like
one) Votes
Ctrl-Alt-Del 31
mianderson 16
Snorky/The Grand Beckoning 14
Anthony Summers 10
Hoover 7
Jay Furr (Melvin Purvis) 3

[j***@mich.com]

Post by Con Reeder, unhyphenated American

Post by CtrlAltDel
On Tue, 1 Apr 2025 22:16:17 -0000 (UTC), Con Reeder, unhyphenated American

Post by Con Reeder, unhyphenated American
It shall not stand -- Altie shall not be the last post in RSFC.

I didn't think anyone was still here, Con. I'll have to get a glass of
milk from my refrigerator and wait everyone out for even longer.
Winning the Stuck Button Award in 2007 was nothing at all for me. I can
wait another 30 years, easy.

We'll have to have a simple battle of longevity. But you'll have a time of
it proving I am not an AI bot.

Actually, I intend to have the honorof last post. I will outlast all if I'm not
in prison for violent road rage due to I95 traffic and idiots in the county noiw.

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Post by j***@mich.com
Actually, I intend to have the honorof last post. I will outlast all if
I'm not in prison for violent road rage due to I95 traffic and idiots in
the county noiw.

Joe, in the name of Saban(pbuh), I promise you I will be here to spit on
this group in its throes of death at the very end of its life. That's
going to be my legacy on Usenet.

Will a book be written about it someday? Perhaps.

[j***@mich.com]

Post by CtrlAltDel

Post by j***@mich.com
Actually, I intend to have the honorof last post. I will outlast all if
I'm not in prison for violent road rage due to I95 traffic and idiots in
the county noiw.

Joe, in the name of Saban(pbuh), I promise you I will be here to spit on
this group in its throes of death at the very end of its life. That's
going to be my legacy on Usenet.
Will a book be written about it someday? Perhaps.

You may dream, but in the far future when the popu;ation has soared to the point
of crashibg, and civilization no longer exists,machines no longer work and are marvels
of the long past and humans have gone back to simple nomadic lives,they will sing songs
aroung campfires of THE MIGHTY JOE, the last poster to RFSC.

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Post by j***@mich.com
You may dream, but in the far future when the popu;ation has soared to
the point of crashibg, and civilization no longer exists,machines no
longer work and are marvels of the long past and humans have gone back
to simple nomadic lives,they will sing songs aroung campfires of THE
MIGHTY JOE, the last poster to RFSC.

That's my dream, sir; you can't just steal my dream. It's basically the
same thing anyway. In my vision, my ancestors are sitting around in their
trailers hundreds of years from now, wearing their Nascar hats, sipping
some cool Milwaukee's Best, discussing Alabama's 75 NC's by that time, and
remembering Ole' Altie, the trailblazing Usenet Wizard who outlasted even
the most determined of foes.

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Post by CtrlAltDel
In my vision, my ancestors

:-) My descendants

[Con Reeder, unhyphenated American]

Post by CtrlAltDel

Post by CtrlAltDel
In my vision, my ancestors

:-) My descendants

No, you were correct at first. Whoz yur Daddy?

[CtrlAltDel]

On Sat, 12 Apr 2025 21:27:31 -0000 (UTC), Con Reeder, unhyphenated

Post by Con Reeder, unhyphenated American

Post by CtrlAltDel

Post by CtrlAltDel
In my vision, my ancestors

:-) My descendants

No, you were correct at first. Whoz yur Daddy?

Do you really have a hairdresser?

[Con Reeder, unhyphenated American]

Post by CtrlAltDel
On Sat, 12 Apr 2025 21:27:31 -0000 (UTC), Con Reeder, unhyphenated

Post by Con Reeder, unhyphenated American

Post by CtrlAltDel

Post by CtrlAltDel
In my vision, my ancestors

:-) My descendants

No, you were correct at first. Whoz yur Daddy?

Do you really have a hairdresser?

You don't even know if I have hair. Other than in the shirt you appear to be wearing.

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On Mon, 14 Apr 2025 15:58:29 -0000 (UTC), Con Reeder, unhyphenated

Post by Con Reeder, unhyphenated American
You don't even know if I have hair. Other than in the shirt you appear to be wearing.

Wishing to add an element of intrigue concerning whether you are male or
female is your choice. To me, it's weird and unusual and immature but,
it's your choice.

I've personally never known a man to use the word hairdresser while
talking about getting his own hair cut.

Maybe your name is Connie or maybe it's Conrad or even Constantinople or
Constantine or Constance or Cornelia or Connor?

[Con Reeder, unhyphenated American]

Post by CtrlAltDel
On Mon, 14 Apr 2025 15:58:29 -0000 (UTC), Con Reeder, unhyphenated

Post by Con Reeder, unhyphenated American
You don't even know if I have hair. Other than in the shirt you appear to be wearing.

Wishing to add an element of intrigue concerning whether you are male or
female is your choice. To me, it's weird and unusual and immature but,
it's your choice.
I've personally never known a man to use the word hairdresser while
talking about getting his own hair cut.
Maybe your name is Connie or maybe it's Conrad or even Constantinople or
Constantine or Constance or Cornelia or Connor?

Contradictor.

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On Thu, 10 Apr 2025 10:42:08 -0000 (UTC), Con Reeder, unhyphenated

Post by Con Reeder, unhyphenated American
We'll have to have a simple battle of longevity. But you'll have a time
of it proving I am not an AI bot.

:-) I know you aren't a bot, Con, I remember you from when the board was
active. Unless you were already a bot all those years ago. Damn!

[Con Reeder, unhyphenated American]

Post by CtrlAltDel
On Thu, 10 Apr 2025 10:42:08 -0000 (UTC), Con Reeder, unhyphenated

Post by Con Reeder, unhyphenated American
We'll have to have a simple battle of longevity. But you'll have a time
of it proving I am not an AI bot.

:-) I know you aren't a bot, Con, I remember you from when the board was
active. Unless you were already a bot all those years ago. Damn!

Only my hairdresser knows for sure. If I had any hair, that is.

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On Fri, 11 Apr 2025 19:20:51 -0000 (UTC), Con Reeder, unhyphenated

Post by Con Reeder, unhyphenated American
Only my hairdresser knows for sure. If I had any hair, that is.

I've only ever noticed women using the term hairdresser. And most women
don't brag about being bald. Are you a proud, strong, brave and self-
reliant bald woman? Got pix?

It's hard, of course, to determine whether someone is a man or a woman
just reading words but, I never imagined you were female. I don't know
why, I just never did for some reason.

[Con Reeder, unhyphenated American]

Post by CtrlAltDel
On Fri, 11 Apr 2025 19:20:51 -0000 (UTC), Con Reeder, unhyphenated

Post by Con Reeder, unhyphenated American
Only my hairdresser knows for sure. If I had any hair, that is.

I've only ever noticed women using the term hairdresser. And most women
don't brag about being bald. Are you a proud, strong, brave and self-
reliant bald woman? Got pix?
It's hard, of course, to determine whether someone is a man or a woman
just reading words but, I never imagined you were female. I don't know
why, I just never did for some reason.

Can bots be female? Inquiring minds would like to know.