michael anderson
2019-10-18 15:56:51 UTC
Amber.....
wretched women.
Peacefully sleeping at 3am....buzz buzz buzz buzz....angrily as if to say "sleep no more".
She's more scorned than usual this time, and tells me it's a 6 year old.
Boy or girl I wonder in a state of still mostly sleep?
Either way, I didn't do it. I started to think of my alibi for the night in question, trying to remember where I was.
She's not believing that crap, because 30 minutes later as I was trying to get back to sleep she informs me of an 'update'.
Its a blue sedan we now now. Hell I'm still looking for the blue Toyota Sequoia from a few days ago cupcake was in....different case, Michael, keep it together. think.
Off we go....flip phone in hand....into the wilderness to appease Amber.
What this women will do to you....
wretched women.
Peacefully sleeping at 3am....buzz buzz buzz buzz....angrily as if to say "sleep no more".
She's more scorned than usual this time, and tells me it's a 6 year old.
Boy or girl I wonder in a state of still mostly sleep?
Either way, I didn't do it. I started to think of my alibi for the night in question, trying to remember where I was.
She's not believing that crap, because 30 minutes later as I was trying to get back to sleep she informs me of an 'update'.
Its a blue sedan we now now. Hell I'm still looking for the blue Toyota Sequoia from a few days ago cupcake was in....different case, Michael, keep it together. think.
Off we go....flip phone in hand....into the wilderness to appease Amber.
What this women will do to you....